From: "...bitter.silence..." 
Subject: A little computer-ese for those in need...


PCMCIA     People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN       It Still Does Nothing
APPLE      Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI       System Can't See It
DOS        Defective Operating System
BASIC      Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM        I Blame Microsoft
DEC        Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM     Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2       Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW        World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH  Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM    Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of
           Mathematics
COBOL      Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA      A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP       Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS       Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS    Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
GIRO       Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT  Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools
           Teenagers
RISC       Reduced Into Silly Code