net news - the vatican has now gone on line with its own interactive web
site. the site is said to offer many great new features including a
 downloadable picture of jesus christ which will bounce around your screen
after a preset lenth of time.

it has been "christened" the "screen savior"...............

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in keeping with the spirit of the "screen savior", this brings one to wonder
how word processor messages would differ if written by adherents to some
different christian denominations, especially the message seen when quitting
before work.

non-sectarian: do you wish to save your work?

roman catholic: registry indicates user is female; only males are able to
save

anglican: your work may or may not be saved

lutheran: if you dont follow the instruction manual, dont expect your work to
be saved

mennonite: document contains the word "dancing" ; it cannot be saved

jehovahs witnesses: you are user #144,001; your work cannot be saved

mormon: could we interest you in saving your work?

millenarian: it is almost too late to save your work

s. baptist:  if your work was not saved, it is because you are evil

tv preacher: this program has made mistakes in the past, but it will try to
save *this* file

born-again:  before saving your work, this program will erase all existing
data; proceed?

faith healers: if you believe your work will be saved, it will be saved.