A Software Engineer was out walking (on one of his rare breaks) and 
stumbles upon a talking frog.  The frog says "I am a Princess, all you 
have to do is kiss me, and I will be yours forever."  The engineer picked 
up the frog, took her home and put her on his desk.  Several hours later, 
the frog asked, "Aren't you going to kiss me to turn me into a beautifull
princess?"  The Software Engineer replied, "Sorry, I don't have time for
women, but a talking frog is really cool!"