> >The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and
> >International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME;  the author
> >who introduces the story swears it's true.
> >
> >FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that
> >was under investigation for medical insurance fraud.   After hours of
> >reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had
> >worked up quite an appetite.  The agent in charge of the investigation
> >called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner
> >for his colleagues.
> >
> >The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by
> >the
> >FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital.
> >
> >Agent:  Hello.  I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda.
> >
> >Pizza Man:  And where would you like them delivered?
> >
> >Agent:  We're over at the psychiatric hospital.
> >
> >Pizza Man:  The psychiatric hospital?
> >
> >Agent:  That's right.   I'm an FBI agent.
> >
> >Pizza Man:  You're an FBI agent?
> >
> >Agent:  That's correct.   Just about everybody here is.
> >
> >Pizza Man:  And you're at the psychiatric hospital?
> >
> >Agent:   That's correct.   And make sure you don't go through the front
> >doors.  We have them locked.   You will have to go around to the back to
> >the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.
> >
> >Pizza Man:   And you say you're all FBI agents?
> >
> >Agent:  That's right.   How soon can you have them here?
> >
> >Pizza Man:  And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?
> >
> >Agent:  That's right.  We've been here all day and we're starving.
> >
> >Pizza Man:   How are you going to pay for all of this?
> >
> >Agent:  I have my checkbook right here.
> >
> >Pizza Man:  And you're all FBI agents?
> >
> >Agent:  That's right.  Everyone here is an FBI agent.   Can you remember
> >to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear?   We
> >have the front doors locked.
> >
> >Pizza Man:  I don't think so.
> >
> >Click.