>>The Heuristic Squelch Dating Guide (a Berkeley publication)
>>The first quote is "What They say"  the second quote is "What They mean"
>>
>>"Did you come?"
>>"Because I didn't."
>>
>>"I have something to tell you."
>>"Get tested."
>>
>>"I'm a Romantic."
>>"I'm poor."
>>
>>"I'll give you a call."
>>"I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again."
>>
>>"I never meant to hurt you."
>>"I thought you weren't a virgin."
>>
>>"Trust me."
>>"Let's just keep this between you and me, pumpkin."
>>
>>"I love you."
>>"God, what have I gotten myself into?"
>>
>>"I think we should just be friends."
>>"You're ugly."
>>
>>"Haven't I seen you before?"
>>"Nice ass."
>>
>>"I want to make love."
>>"I want to make love."
>>
>>"Was it good for you?"
>>"I'm insecure about my manhood."
>>
>>"We need to talk."
>> "I'm pregnant."
>>
>>"I had a wonderful time last night."
>>"Who the hell are you?"
>>
>>"I've been thinking a lot."
>>"You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."
>>
>>"I've learned a lot from you."
>>"Next!"
>>
>>"I want a commitment."
>>"I'm sick of masturbation."
>>
>>"I think we should see other people."
>>"I have been seeing other people."
>>
>>"Let's get married."
>> "Does that mean we can do it now?"
>>
>>"We don't have to do anything until you are ready."
>>"Put out or get out."
>>
>>"I feel its time to express our love for each other."
>>"Give me head."
>>
>>"I still think about you."
>>"I miss the sex."
>>
>>"Is there something wrong?"
>>"Is it supposed to be this soft?"
>>
>>"You're so mature."
>>"I hope you're eighteen."
>>
>>"Its never been like this before."
>>"Its my first time."
>>
>>"Yes...Yes...(scream!)."
>>"Aren't you done yet?"
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