> > Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle.  He finally finds one for a great 
> > price, but its missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear
> > vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. 
> >
> > Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. 
> > He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for 
> him. 
>      
> > "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word."  She tells 
> > him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes.  We haven't 
> > done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." 
> >
> > Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes 
> are 
>      
> > piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word.  So
> > steve decides to have a little fun.  He grabs his girlfriend throws her 
> on 
>      
> > the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.  His girlfriend 
> is 
>      
> > a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified 
> when 
>      
> > he sits back down, but no one says a word. 
> >
> > A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a 
> > repeat performance.  Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, 
> > and her mother is a little happier.  But still there is complete silence 
> > at the table.
> >
> > All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. 
> > Steve remembers his motorcycle.  He jumps up and grabs his jar of
> > vaseline.  Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from 
> > the table and screams,
> >
> > "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE DISHES!!"