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Top 10 possible Voyager captains:

10. Fran Dresher (Those Cardassians need a real wardrobe and a better 'do)
9. Kathie Lee Gifford  (USS Carnival)
8. Oprah Winfrey (This week... Aliens who beat their snarfs with warp coils)
7. Lilly Tomlin (Red Alert,  , abandon ship,  )
6. Susan Powter (A core breach?  It's all in your attitude, Lieutennant!)
5. Betty Boop  (heck, the Ship's doctor is a hologram.)
4. Joan Rivers (We can't be under attack, I wouldn't be caught dead in 
		this outfit!) 
3. Shannon Doherty (she's unemployed, let's give her a break)
2. Zsa Zsa Gabor (Beam down to ze planet zurface, vould you, Dahlink?)
1. MADONNA (Lt. Dave, why are you always F***ing with me?)