> 
> A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to
> meet the chief.  The chief says to the cowboy, "You going to die.  But we
> sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of
> third day, you die.  What is first wish?"  The cowboy says, "I want to see
> my horse."  The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and
> whispers something, then slaps the horse on the ass.  The horse takes off.
> Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde.  She jumps
> off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy.  The Indians look
> at each other, figuring, "Typical white man - can only think of one thing."
> 
> The second day, the chief says, "What your wish today?"
> The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."  The Indians bring him
> his horse.  The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in 
> the
> horses ear, then slaps it on the ass.  Two hours later, the horse comes
> back with a naked redhead.  She gets off and goes in the teepee with the
> cowboy.  The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man - 
> going
> to die tomorrow and can only think of one thing."
> 
> The last day comes, and the chief says, "This your last wish, white man.
> What you want?"
> The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."
> The indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both
> ears, twists them hard and yells, "Read my lips!  POSSE, damn it!
> P-O-S-S-E!"
>